For all Star Wars fans out there… UPA take different on the importance of blogs. By David Mercer. New edition of SitePreBuilder.com.
Leaves me guessing, you thought that the characters of star wars were not bloggers, right? Bad. They had to blog. I want to say that they had ships of space and light sabres, certainly, they had an Internet connection?
Kind of Luke, Obi Wan, Jabba, C3PO, Yoda, Han Solo and Chewbacca are sitting around talking about their experiences on Tatooine blogs. What follows is only a transcript recorded by some gossip columnist… a Jawa called Perez:
[C3PO]: Master Luke, I took the freedom of remote access to your blog. You have received a comment from your sister and a few posts of spam blocked by the Tusken raiders, apparently had fun with the concept of…
[Interrupts Luke]
[Luke]: explosion. I am sick to only read by the Tusken raiders - all they do is to try and sell things back to me. I decided to add Jabba and Chewbacca invited bloggers to increase my scope and generate traffic.
[Yoda]: when ten thousand visits in one day, you get, block your server it will be. MMM.
[Han Solo]: it is always this crash, crash you is it not, Yoda? A disturbance in the exchange of the Internet, a disruption in my Google analytics. Why do not you shut up. Nobody reads your blog anyway.
[Chewbacca]: Wooo ooo oooo!
[C3PO]: terrible creature. It is your answer to everything. Well, Luke master and I are taking you off the blogroll immediately.
[Han Solo]: I suggest that you keep the wookie on your blogroll.
[C3PO]: why would do this?
[Han Solo]: because the other bloggers put your arm between them out.
[Jabba]: Ho ho social media of ho. Nganga tu, ipi lo viral marketing. Ho ho ho
[Jabba licks his lips]
[Han Solo]: an error, I do not believe that Jabba the adapted well with Hooray-of-good-guys.com, although followers of uglyface - book .com $ 2 million.
[Obi Wan]: it is good Luke. It is not invited bloggers you are looking for.
[Luke]: and what might you know Obi? I have not seen your face on Slashdot or Digg recently.
[awkward silence]
[Yoda]: much SEO black hat, I have the feeling of Jabba. Seduced by the dark side of Internet marketing that it is. Spam, it does. Hidden links. MMM.
[Luke]: Alright fine. I will go with Jabba. But I can not pay for the servers that I'm starting to get traffic.
[Obi Wan]: I've got it, Luke. You'll be a story which starts here on Tatooine and shoot then in an epic battle of good versus evil. You will write about it in six blogs with backlinks and social integration.
[C3PO]: idea Capitol, master Wan. We may call Star wars and it would be a very exciting adventure. We can write: press release and articles. Merchandising, advertising, affiliate marketing... It has everything.
[Luke]: Hey, this is not bad. I could be the hero who saves the entire Galaxy.
[Han Solo cough loudly]
[Jabba]: Ho ho ho. Begu lapa lo stupid idea, ngingu star wars. Ho ho ho
[Luke]: it, Jabba Shut. We do this in any way. Maintain this attitude and someone will strangle you one of these days, I swear.
[Obi Wan]: it is well established then. Luke and I will be a Galaxy travel far and start selling the syndication rights to our gullible foreign blogs. I already have a contact, his name is George.
[Static sounds...] [Registration ends]
Tags: blogs, Marketing, seo, social media, Star Wars
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